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Monday, June 27, 2011

Twitter Feed

Hello dear readers. I know I've been slacking in my blog posts, so I'm happy to announce I've decided to incorporate my twitter feed for you.

In case you haven't noticed, my twitter feed is on the right side of this blog. You can follow my instant thoughts and reactions to the world of sports, in addition to my regular verbal dong-whippings to Chicago Sun-Times columnist/Complete Hack Joe Cowley, for his defending of a serial rapist in Ben Roethlisberger simply because he wears a Steelers uniform.

You can also feel free to tweet questions to me, suggest potentional blog post subjects, or just say hello.

I hope you enjoy!

Might As Well Pile On...

251/.372/.506. That is the Slash Line as projected by PECOTA for Adam Dunn in the 2011 Baseball Prospectus. Dunn's projected numbers continue for 36 Home Runs, 95 RBI's, 36 Doubles, 101 Walks, 92 Runs Scored, adding up to a predicted 2.9 Wins Above Replacement.

That projection doesn't really seem to be coming to fruition does it? Don't worry geeks at Thehardballtimes.com, I'm not going to use this post to point out how you're wrong again. I'll save that for another time. This is more of a, "What The Hell Do We Do Now?" posting.

Incidentally, I have to commend Baseball Prospectus because even though their PECOTA projections were incorrect about Dunn, they did write that there is concern Dunn showed slowing reflexes last season, as evidenced by his career low Unintentional Walk Rate (10.5 percent) and career HIGH strikeout rate (25 percent) in 2010. Even though those concerns didn't really adjust their projection that much, I'll give Baseball Prospectus credit for at least acknowledging the possibility of Dunn regressing, versus their contemporaries.

If that didn't make you feel bad enough, consider today's article at fangraphs. Long the type of hitter Sabermatricians drool over, Dunn's abysmal performance has even made the people at fangraphs throw up their hands in frustration. They point out that this type of slump/funk, after the same amount of career plate appearances as Dunn has, happens at a rate of - Rarely to NEVER - based on Isolated Power and Strikeout Rates, and of the few players it HAS happened to, they almost never revert to their previous form.

Even stepping away from the statistics doesn't offer any feelings of relief either. Watching Dunn at the plate, is to watch a man be completely lost. Not only does Dunn look like he's well above the 240 lbs he's listed at, he's also swinging at balls out of the zone, and taking strikes right down the middle. Even his obvious attempts to hit a fastball, have him looking like he's never played baseball before. Oh and did I mention he's reached 100 strikeouts already in 67 games? Sorry, I still can't fully escape his statistics...

Is there any reason for hope? Um....well.....maybe? Rob Neyer seems to think so. In an attempt to be positive, Dunn is 31 years old, which I suppose is better than 34 years old. As the article on fangraphs, points out, Travis Hafner is having a bit of a rebound, and is a similar hitter to Dunn. Plus, while Dunn has definitely never been fatter than he is currently, he can still lose weight, which I have to imagine would improve his bat speed. Pablo Sandoval is nearly ten years younger, but he's showing that losing excess pounds can make a tremendous difference at the plate - although Sandoval has missed time with injury this year.

That's really all I have left in terms of hope for Dunn, because it can't get much worse than this. Dunn is killing the White Sox right now. I'd be remiss if I left out the fact that we've got him for three more seasons after this one, for a total of $56 million per the entire contract. While the contract isn't really paralyzing, the signing of Dunn was viewed as reason enough for the White Sox marketing department to give the edict of "All In".

I'm pretty sure "All In" wasn't planned to have Sox fans eagerly anticipating the return of Dayan Viciedo...

Monday, June 13, 2011

Issuing F.U.'s

A lot has happened since my last post, much of which has prompted me to issue a series of what I call "Whitey F.U.'s" until I think of a better nickname for them:
  • F.U. to the Miami Heat. After all of your "Decisions", all your dancing in the smoke celebrations, all your "7 championships" and "73 wins" predictions didn't end up meaning a damn thing. LeBron James remains one of the ultimate wastes of talent to ever live. James has no limits on the court, yet is unable to show the killer instinct necessary to win championships. "Now or never indeed" loser... 
  • F.U. to the Dallas Mavericks. As much as I'd like to feel good for Dirk Nowitzki and Jason Kidd finally being able to call themselves NBA Champs, they're still owned by that insuffrable Mark Cuban.
  • F.U. to David Stern. For as much as David and I agree that Mark Cuban is a complete dickfaced idiot, you still should be seen handing in the Larry O'Brien Trophy. The fact that you allowed yourself to get away with not handing it to him shows how classless and petty you really are.
  • F.U. to Jim Tressel. Even though you walked away, it still keeps getting worse for you! Now it turns out you made SEVERAL calls and texts to Pryor's mentor, even though you say you didn't know the guy. Explain that to your god, Jimmy.
  • F.U. to Ohio State. It's becoming increasingly aware that you really tried to pull the "nothing to see here" routine back when this scandal first surfaced last November. It's also apparent that you're still trying to pull it. Fortunately, what has happened to USC will more than likely happen to you.
  • F.U. to Terelle Pryor. I'm not really mad at you for being the asshole that you are. I'm not really mad at you for getting paid. I'm not mad at you for not being as good as you think you are. I'm mad at you because you need to talk to the NCAA and give them full disclosure. That's the only way you're going to stop Ohio State fans from blaming this squarely on you, because after you talk people will know these infractions were happening WAY before you got to Columbus.