CROC Out With Your Cock Out!

You knew this was coming...if you'll pardon the expression. WARNING : If you have delicate ears, or if you have little kids reading this blog, you might want to skip this post because I'm going to be working a little "blue". Love them, detest them, or both, the one shining beacon of light and truth in the world of sports reporting Deadspin.com unleashed this bombshell regarding the NFL All Time Leader in Picks Thrown, Brett Favre today.

There's a few things at work here. Obviously, this is far from the first time an athlete, specifically an NFL Player, has been caught or exposed with cellphone pictures of him and his Wang out. This has been a phenomenon of sorts for some time, and it's indirectly responsible for how deadspin even became aware of the Favre Cock Pics in the first place, according to the article. These pictures usually come to light because the initial recipient of the picture was some ex-girlfriend who got dumped by the player, and in an act of revenge she releases the picture of the athlete and his dick, out to the media. The player who is literally "exposed" usually offers some bullshit "I'm sorry I let down my fans" apology, and it's subsequently brushed over.

This situation however is NOT one of those typical Wang Out occurrences! This is Brett Fucking Favre! The same Brett Favre that tried to tell everyone how important his wife is to him, and how much it meant to him that she was with him when he went to rehab. This is the same Brett Favre that wanted credit for how he "stood by her" during his wife's battle with breast cancer - even though any decent human being would do that without even THINKING about it. The same Brett Favre that shoved his father's death down everyone's throat on a Monday Night Football game against the Oakland Raiders in 2003, and all the other personal tragedies he's had in his life. This is the same Brett Favre that the Boo-Yah's, John Madden, and all the other Favre Dick-Lickers out there, have tried to convince everyone that Brett's just a great guy who loves to play football as if it's worthy of sainthood.

Again this is all dependent upon these pictures actually existing and thus becoming public. If they do exist and are released, then it turns out that this "great guy" is nothing more than a pervy, masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs and a sticky watch, scumbag degenerate who doesn't give a shit about his wife, his kids, or anybody else but Brett Favre. You can say what you want about A.J. Daulerio's character, bully tactics, willingness to jump the gun with the chick with the (formerly) big boobies Jenn Sterger, etc. but the fact remains that's he's exposing Brett Favre for what he has been his entire life, and that is a raging, selfish dirtball.

Nothing A.J. or Deadspin does will change that fact, and now thankfully, neither will Brett...