I keep meeting people that don't understand why the Eldrick Woods situation is so bad. They keep telling me that this is only between him and his family, and that we should all leave him alone. You can imagine my reaction.
In an effort to address why this is not the typical situation involving a guy cheating on his wife, let me just summarize with the following links and images. Woods went from being:
1. This (11 second mark)
to
2. This
Hopefully these links will help people understand that Woods was strategically positioned as role model for kids. Now we all know, that he's not a role model for anybody, and like any fallen role model, it's ALL of our business to examine why the god ended up being false. For everyone that ever bought his Gatorade, his Nike clothes, his Nike hats, his Nike golf balls, his golf clubs, his Buick cars, (you see where I'm going with this?), we all deserve answers.
Thankfully, Trey Parker, Matt Stone and the geniuses at South Park gave us their season premier which cuts through the B.S. in their usual eloquent T.V. Show. Click here to watch the episode.
In case you didn't pick up on it while reading his texts, the hyatt lodge on Jorie Blvd that he mentions is the McDonald's Lodge. We've had multiple Emily Paull parties in the "Tiger Woods suite". Wow.
ReplyDeleteDon't black light the room. Lemon Face.
ReplyDeleteREALLY?! I did not pick that up! Good pickup Steven! You'll never look at that place the same again will you? Yeah good tip by Rossi. "Whoa. What are all those stains?" "Blood, urine, or semen." "God I hope it's urine."
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